Q: What breed is the dog?
A: “English bulldog.”
Q: How long have you had this dog?
A: “About 1-2 years.”
Q: What’s her name?
A: “Mocha.”
Q: Why is that her name?
A: “Because she looks like a mocha.”
Q: A random fact about your dog:
A: “She eats cat food and likes to frequently poo on the second floor.”
